Sudman Impersonator

A few minutes ago, I thought Sudman IM’d me. But by the second IM he sent, I knew it was someone else. I’ve decided to post the very long transcript.

AIM IM with Impersonator.
4:31 PM
Impersonator: wassup??
Shahid: hi
Impersonator: Wait.. Whos this
Shahid: i dunno
Shahid: who are you?
Impersonator: This is sudman
Impersonator: u r?…
Shahid: sudman’s friend amman
Impersonator: R u A GURL
Shahid: i’m your friend, you should know
Impersonator: I know.. It was a jok.e.
Impersonator: YOUR a Boy.
Impersonator: Like me
Shahid: no
Impersonator: LOL… Just a joke
Impersonator: It was just a joke i know your a girl
Shahid:
Shahid: OmG YoU aRe So CoOl SuDmAn YoU aRe My RoLe MoDeL
4:35 PM
Impersonator: How is that>>
Shahid: yOu’Re jUsT sO cOoL!!!
Impersonator: hold on… O0o0o i know . but im not kool
Impersonator: wait
Impersonator: how old are you now??
Impersonator: did your birthday pas??/
Impersonator: past*
Shahid: if i was born, then yeah, it did pass
Shahid: i’m the same age as you
Impersonator: of course
Impersonator: you are
Impersonator: of couse
Impersonator: lol
Impersonator: u r weird
Shahid: you are
Shahid: did you get like amnesia or something?
Impersonator: o kno
Shahid: you seem to be forgetting things
Impersonator: i know…. Just a joke
Shahid: ah
Impersonator: sorry about that ate too much sugar..
Shahid: but aren’t you allergic to sugar?
Impersonator: no that time i just said that
Impersonator: i have to tell you something
Shahid: wHaT?
Impersonator: I confess some thing..
Shahid: WhAt?
Impersonator: I love you….
Shahid: YoU sAiD tHaT bEfOrE
Impersonator: but that time it was just a joke
4:40 PM
Impersonator: i really love u
Shahid: no, you really meant it then
Shahid: what are you doing?
Impersonator: noting thinking of you…
Shahid: since i’m a girl and you’re a boy, wanna go on a date?
Impersonator: sure
Impersonator: wat time?
Impersonator: When
Shahid: i’ll pick you up tomorrow
Shahid: where will you be?
Impersonator: alrite..
Impersonator: umm..
Shahid: in your cousin’s house in the bronx?
Impersonator: you look H0T
Shahid: ThAnX
Impersonator: yea. pick me up their before you do call me i might be home
Shahid: remember that time you were at my house and i spilled a bunch of cactus juice on you?
Shahid: and then my dog started licking your shirt?
Impersonator: wiat .. call me first
Impersonator: when ur ready for the darte
Impersonator: date
Shahid: ok
Shahid: but remember that time?
4:45 PM
Shahid: that was so funny, right?
Impersonator: yea
Impersonator: i wish i could of taken my shirt off
Shahid: but you couldn’t because my house’s heat was being fixed and it was like ice cold, right?
Impersonator: yea
Shahid: so how long will you be online?
Impersonator: ho
Impersonator: brb
Shahid: k
Shahid: u there?
Impersonator: um.. ya
Shahid: remember my name?
Impersonator: Ya duh
Shahid: ok
Shahid: what’s your again?
Shahid: your name?
4:50 PM
Impersonator: sudman or u can call me hottiw
Impersonator: *hottie
Impersonator: hehes
Shahid: i’ve gotta go
Impersonator: kk
Shahid: and eat some food
Impersonator: lol
Impersonator: okay
Shahid: i’ll be thinking of you the whole time
Impersonator: lol me to
Impersonator: luv u
Shahid: love you *too*
Impersonator: ^_^
Impersonator: kiss kiss
Shahid:
Impersonator: :-[
Impersonator:
Impersonator:
Shahid: that’s enough

Kinda funny, especially since I was testing the person with random and fake memories. Sudman has no cousin who lives in the Bronx and I never had cactus juice in my house, let alone a dog. The best part was the fact that the person thought I was a girl that they thought would be funny to say “i love you” to. I just kept going with the flow until I go thungry and had to go eat.

EDIT: I IM’d the person again and talked a bit more. Just so you guys know, I don’t have any of that kinda zit. Just have a few on my face.

Shahid: hey
Impersonator: O HI
Impersonator: so whats happeeing
Shahid: i dunno
Shahid: whats up?
Impersonator: nm.. just pretty much thinking about u and what to dress for the date
Shahid: oh
Impersonator: wat r u gonna wear
Shahid: a nice bikini under a really cool gown
Shahid: make sure you wear some kinda swimwear underneath your clothes
Shahid: i reserved a place for us to go swimming
Shahid: it’ll be just the two of us
Impersonator: o0o yae.. just can’t wait..
5:40 PM
Impersonator: You gonna be naked rite
Impersonator: lol.. just a joke
Shahid: yeah, i will
Impersonator: o0o yea baby
Shahid: but can you do me a favor and help me pop all the zits i have on like my legs and back?
Impersonator: sure
Shahid: hey remember that time
Shahid: when someone pretended to be you
Shahid: and it was so funny
Impersonator: YEA
Shahid: and then you and i tracked them down
Impersonator: o0o rite
Shahid: you know orpa?
Impersonator: whos orpa
Impersonator: opra?
Impersonator: u mean
Shahid: yeah
Impersonator: o o
Impersonator: yea
Impersonator: wat about her
Shahid: she’s cool isn’t she?
Impersonator: not as kool as u
5:45 PM
Impersonator: actually ur not kool
Impersonator: .your awsomme
Shahid: yeah
Shahid: i want to hear your sweet voice
Shahid: let me call you in skype
Impersonator: skype?
Impersonator: wats that
Shahid: you know the thing that we always call each other with
Shahid: with the purple elephant
Impersonator: nonononno
Impersonator: plzzz
Shahid: why?
Impersonator: im not homew
Impersonator: home
Shahid: oh
Shahid: ok
Impersonator: ok
Shahid: i’ll just call your cell phone
Impersonator: nononono
Impersonator: dony
Shahid: why?
Impersonator: don’t i don’t have it
Impersonator: i gave it to my dad
Shahid: but you just called me with it
Shahid: like 5 minutes ago
Impersonator: yea..
Impersonator: i know maybe i’;;; ask my dad if i could have it baQ
Shahid: you never gave it to him
Shahid: your dad is at work and he doesn’t need a cell, remember?
Impersonator: yea
Impersonator: wait /..
Impersonator: i miss u call me later
Impersonator: about at like 12
Impersonator: at night
Impersonator: okay?
Shahid: i’m calling now
Shahid: i think you need your medicine
Impersonator: noo
Impersonator: plz
Shahid: you’re acting funny again
Impersonator: no
Impersonator: i kno
Impersonator: i kno
Impersonator: i kno
Impersonator: lol
Impersonator: call me at about 9
Impersonator: let me adk you something
Impersonator: call me rite now but
Shahid: what?
Impersonator: do you even kno my cell number
5:50 PM
Impersonator: what is it
Shahid: yeah
Shahid: i know it
Impersonator: what is my nuimber
Shahid: you know it already
Impersonator: i was just testing
Impersonator: lol
Impersonator: so what gong on with you
Impersonator: tomorrow what time am i going to the date
Impersonator: gtg
Shahid: bye

After talking, I decided to change Sudman’s password since I know all of the ones he uses. Did that just so everything would be okay. Especially since the person was cursing at my niece/Sudman’s cousin.