Here are some things people should consider before asking me to join their band. I’d like to say beforehand that I don’t mean to be rude.
- I play stuff like indie rock and folk, not metal. No, indie rock is not from India.
- There’s no way I’d join your band if you say that girls can’t drum. My friend’s awesome at drumming and she’s a girl.
- If I say I don’t feel like joining today, there’s a chance I won’t feel like it in a couple of weeks. Or ever again.
- “It’s My Life” is not punk rock.
Hey, don’t say I didn’t warn ya. I said I didn’t mean to be rude.
Yeah! I keep getting hit up to join bad rock bands (cause EVERYONE needs a bassist). Frankly, I just wanna play folk.
Yeah, and everyone in the FLA wants to play “punk rock like Fall Out Boy and Panic! At the Disco! Yeah!! Rock on!!!!”
Want to join my band? It’s death metal with a touch of screamo and ska.
Just kidding.
Teehee. Ska is okay.
You should folk it up with a bright blue guitar and a shiny new quarter.